Thanks to one of my favourite forums for insider information in Japan, Gaijin Gamers, I found all the information I need to get my beloved 360 repaired. Reports vary about how long the repairs take, but with just a little luck I’ll have it back in time to use my super sweet new internet as it arrives.
Regarding that, a poll has been taken and various statistics analyzed. A team of experts was brought in to discuss their opinions, and 100 supercomputers were used properly treat the existing data in a most respectful and appropriate way. Finally both the UN and the now defunct NSA, in association with the leaders of talkshow television made the group decision. It has been decided that, without any room for doubt, and within 30 days, Tim must buy an Xbox 360.
I really wish there were another solution, but there isn’t.
Casual Gamers Hell 